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playstation2chainz:

sometimes all i wanna do is makeout

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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

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ijustloveyoutubers:

Then look into the distance like you’ve just spotted a beautiful lady walking towards you..

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bagmilk:

when you sing a song in your head and then it plays on the radio

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funny-pictures-uk:

It’s just not polite!

funny-pictures-uk:

It’s just not polite!

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tenticools:

Headline of the year

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bowlingforsoup:

one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

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fandomsandfeminism:

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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Even their god damn umbrellas have to be heteronormative.

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nothingbut-troubl3:

All Time Low Challenge Day 4- Favorite All Time Low music video
Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don’t)

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thegayprep:

Everyone finds out they’re gay at different times. I found out in 8th grade. That’s okay. My girlfriend found out last year. That’s okay too. I have a friend who didn’t know until college. That’s also okay. Don’t pressure someone into something they aren’t aware of yet. They’ll figure it out, whether it’s at age six or 84, let them do their own soul searching.

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hanari-502:

kittygirlhazel:

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imafuckingshadowhunter:

omfg

It gets more tragic. Powdered root of asphodel and infusion of wormwood are ingredients in a sleeping potion called the Draught of Living Death, which condemns the drinker to a death-like slumber indefinitely. So not only is Snape saying, “I bitterly regret Lily’s death,” he’s also saying that his bitterness and regrets are ingredients in his own living death.  Since Lily’s death, he has been sleepwalking through life; he does not expect to ever again be wholly alive.

Also, in Greek myth one of the possible afterlifes was the Fields of Asphodel, the resting place of “the souls and phantoms of those whose work is done”, sometimes linked to Elysium. So he’s talking about the afterlife, too. Also, asphodel has been said to be able to allow you to see the spirits of the dead. And in the Bible, the star Wormwood was cast down in Revelation and made all the waters of the Earth bitter.

So, Snape bitterly regrets Lily’s death, her loss makes him feel as if he is no longer truly living, he longs to see her again in the afterlife, and her loss was like the end of the world to him.

FUCK THIS WEBSITE

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princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

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