Posted 25 minutes ago
Posted 25 minutes ago
  1. me: halloween is coming soon
  2. mom: it's july
  3. me:
  4. me: halloween is coming soon
Posted 26 minutes ago
Posted 27 minutes ago

kars:

I am awake but at what price

Posted 28 minutes ago

litchfieldprisonblues:

Being a god damn angel.

(Source: rnermaid-motel)

Posted 29 minutes ago

izetotheskye:

normalisirrelavent bein a sexy badass with xyr mlp sleeve

Posted 30 minutes ago
If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
Unknown (via sharkeisha)

(Source: witchury)

Posted 30 minutes ago

brispeak:

huffingtonpost:

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

Love that someone made this.

Posted 31 minutes ago

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

Posted 31 minutes ago

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns

Posted 32 minutes ago

doorsontoastmotherfucker:

the best male model ever!!

Posted 33 minutes ago
Posted 2 hours ago

vinebox:

how everyone feels about school

Posted 2 hours ago

redtormenta:

5ft1:

mileysblackfriend:

i honestly hate vine so much

Good fucking BYE!!!!

SHE GOT THE HAIRCUT!!!!

Posted 2 hours ago

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN